1. "Anyone can win, but only some of us can see the winning and how it's fine if you know you need to go to the store first, I need toilet paper."
    - by Michael Jordan, maybe
  2. "When you feel like you're about to give up, that's the exact moment you shouldn't give up because then you're like stopping and then like wuuuuuut?"
    - by Steve Prefontaine, probably
  3. "If life gives you lemons, hey it's food."
    - by His Holiness the Dalai Lama we guess
  4. "A stitch in time is like, wait what time is like, stitch-able? We should probably alert the President."
    - by Ben Franklin or Neil Armstrong
  5. "If you're ever like, damn I'm so tired, then I don't know maybe exercise? I'm sorry honey let me finish this text."
    - by someone who looked like Eleanor Roosevelt except she said it at an airport in 2011