Inspirational Quotes That People Gave Up on Halfway Through

  1. "Anyone can win, but only some of us can see the winning and how it's fine if you know you need to go to the store first, I need toilet paper."
    - by Michael Jordan, maybe
  2. "When you feel like you're about to give up, that's the exact moment you shouldn't give up because then you're like stopping and then like wuuuuuut?"
    - by Steve Prefontaine, probably
  3. "If life gives you lemons, hey it's food."
    - by His Holiness the Dalai Lama we guess
  4. "A stitch in time is like, wait what time is like, stitch-able? We should probably alert the President."
    - by Ben Franklin or Neil Armstrong
  5. "If you're ever like, damn I'm so tired, then I don't know maybe exercise? I'm sorry honey let me finish this text."
    - by someone who looked like Eleanor Roosevelt except she said it at an airport in 2011