What Happens to You When You Play #pointsme

Every week @midnight is issuing new challenges, and your entry could get you some pretty awesome stuff. We've done this before, and it ended in a competitor being on our show. What do you think can happen this time if you play?
  1. You could be selected to be on panel for a late night TV show on Comedy Central.
  2. Bluebirds will land on on your shoulder and whisper to you the secrets of the universe.
  3. All your farts will become pumpkin spice.
  4. Your #PointsMe entry might be featured on TV and Chris Hardwick could have to look right at it and everything.
  5. Each #PointsMe post you make is credit toward some cool afterlife superpowers like flying and laser eyes.
  6. Very attractive randos will show up and ruffle your hair every time you tweet.
  7. You'll become your town's comedy hero, unless your town sucks and then the cool town a few miles away will suddenly be really into you.
  8. You will be given a very special pair of contact lenses that adds a 70's mustache to any and everyone you look at.
    Suggested by   @Harperwild
  9. My grandfather in Heaven finally sees the fruition of his landing on the beaches of Normandy.
    Suggested by   @BrendanCain
  10. You make the republican debate mainstage.
    Suggested by   @jlccomedy
  11. You get into a Freaky Friday situation with Chris Hardwick.
    Suggested by   @mwbarnhart54