Why I picked today to get into a Facebook flame war with my right wing step-cousin

  1. 1. Residual anger over being teased about my 1995 NOW internship
  2. 2. Unnecessary and sporadic capitalization
  3. 3. By comment #17, way too far in
  4. 4. Irritated by high school classmate's passive aggressive "likes"
  5. 5. Stuck in traffic
  6. 6. Putting off "family chores" talk with husband
  7. 7. Early-40s malaise
  8. 8. Tired of waiting for next season of Stranger Things
  9. 9. Missing baseball season
  10. 10. Hangry