THINGS I CAN'T TWEET BECAUSE A BUNCH OF MY CHRISTIAN FRIENDS FOLLOW ME
- •How drunk I amI don't know why I always want to do this, I just do
- •All the various boys I'd like to bangThey are many
- •How hot my underwear areSometimes, when your rockin a fantastic pair of panties, you just feel good about it and you want to shout it from the proverbial rooftops
- •How I'd do pretty much anything to get in bed with Anders HolmNo, actually I do tweet that one, about once a month
- •How annoyed I am by a mutual friendYou know, Christians care about crap like that. *sigh* I guess I should too...
- •Fire selfies
- •My thoughts/feelings about my bodyI don't care if a stranger knows, but next time I see @ connersegraves all I'll be able to think is "he's probably just thinking about my butt because of that one tweet"