THINGS I LEARNED FROM THE JINX

SPOILER ALERT
  1. Robert Durst is a sociopath of the highest regard.
  2. He also sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.
  3. His current wife, Deborah Lee Charatan, must have a heart of gold to look past the whole murder thing.
  4. Or she is also a sociopath.
  5. Hypothetically, if I were to ever murder a man, dismember him and throw his body parts into a river, do it in Texas.
  6. Body parts float.
  7. Do not trust filmmakers. Especially when they say "Your mic is off."
  8. And definitely do not under ANY circumstance seek out a man to interview you when you are guilty three times over and have done a terrible job of getting rid of the evidence.