THINGS I LEARNED FROM THE JINX
- •Robert Durst is a sociopath of the highest regard.
- •He also sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.
- •His current wife, Deborah Lee Charatan, must have a heart of gold to look past the whole murder thing.
- •Or she is also a sociopath.
- •Hypothetically, if I were to ever murder a man, dismember him and throw his body parts into a river, do it in Texas.
- •Body parts float.
- •Do not trust filmmakers. Especially when they say "Your mic is off."
- •And definitely do not under ANY circumstance seek out a man to interview you when you are guilty three times over and have done a terrible job of getting rid of the evidence.