THINGS THAT ALWAYS TAKE LONGER THAN EXPECTED

  1. 1.
    Labor.
  2. 2.
    Planes taking off.
  3. 3.
    Trust.
  4. 4.
    Getting over your first relationship.
  5. 5.
    Unemployment.
  6. 6.
    The traffic light at the corner.
  7. 7.
    Pooping.
  8. 8.
    Hangovers.
  9. 9.
    Reading an article online.
  10. 10.
    Catching a break.
  11. 11.
    Packing to move house
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  12. 12.
    Contract negotiations.
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