THINGS THAT I'VE SAID OUT LOUD TO MYSELF THIS MORNING

  1. "Get the fuck outta here..."
    On joining Venmo and realizing you could see your entire list of contacts spending habits...
  2. "This is everybody?!"
    Same thing as ^
  3. "Oh shit... it's raining real rain."
    Sitting outside drinking coffee and noticing that it's really raining.
  4. "Hm... need new bulbs. Or is it a fuse...?"
    Upon realizing the lights in the kitchen are out. Still dunno - haven't checked. Don't really care.
  5. Read an entire newspaper article in a British accent.
  6. "Alright... let's get this shit over with. (pause) Go."
    The decision to unpack 7 months worth of clothes.
  7. "Oh, those are a mess."
    Unpacking and seeing a bunch of very nice shirts I put extra effort into meticulously folding crumpled and wrinkled.
  8. "Where the fuck do I put these?...... oh boy."
    Realizing that I have brought back more clothes than I went away with and have no room for them at home.
  9. "Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving.......whup..... poop first."
    Self-motivating whilst unpacking.
  10. "Wow... well done."
    Completion of packing.