I'm saving us both the hassle
  1. My coworker Cheryl
    She is nice but we have nothing in common and I swear she meows sometimes
  2. That yoga instructor I met at a party
  3. My ex boyfriend Daniel
    He's an embarrassment
  4. My dads friend Jeff
    I think he's technically my "godfather" but I am not in a crime family and he's a chore to talk to
  5. My old manager Corrina
    I quit that job by putting in my 2 weeks and just never showing back up. I'm an embarrassment