Things my grandpa said
My grandpa was both wise, witty, and a bit of a dirty old man. As a teen, he ran away from an Indian boarding school hopped a train to Pasadena. He even had a job tending to Will Rogers' horses. Here are some of his most memorable statements.
- •About friendshipYou only get to experience so many years. The more friends you have, the more years of experience you get to share with each other.
- •About your parentsYou don't know this yet, but your parents are your best friends, and the best friend you will ever have.
- •To the feminine cleansing commercialDon't just talk about it. Show us how it works!
- •About physical attractionWhen you're 18, you'll want an 18 year old. But once you reach 70... you still want the 18 year old.