Ways to get revenge on puppy
In our never ending battle over Alpha Male status...
- •Dog starts acting outHe grabs something like a hairbrush and chews it up
- •I start kissing my wifeAlways gets him jealous
- •I have her pet my head and call me a good puppyHe starts to jump on top of me
- •I pant like a dogMakes it worse
- •Then I decide it's time to steal his favorite toy
- •Hey say "oh hell no"
- •Long story shortI'm still the alpha male