(Spoiler: the day I was born, my dad "famously" exclaimed "ITS RONNIE REAGANS BIRTHDAY!"
  1. That I will be the old lady
  2. Who tells young people
  3. "I was born on President Reagan's birthday...
  4. .. it was a big deal. My father voted for Reagan... TWICE."
  5. And the people will be like
  6. "YES, grandma... we KNOW..!"
  7. My dad, posing with a Ronald Reagan cardboard cut out at the MN state fair a few years back.