1. I really don't want to work tonight.
    I've not even been here for half of my shift but I feel like I've lived my whole life here. Lord, hear my prayer...
  2. All I want is candy and chips.
    And I have to wait like forever for a break. Lord, hear my prayer...
  3. I just finished OITNB season 3 and I want Piper to die and Alex to live.
    I know that's not going to happen, but just in case- Lord, hear my prayer.
  4. I don't have really anything else to say.
    But I don't want to have to publish because then I'll have no reason to be standing in the back bathroom. Lord, hear my prayer.
  5. 🙏🏻 Amen 🙏🏻