MY NAME

Inspired by @aus10
  1. Is Maggie
  2. Which means people like to sing loudly
  3. "WAKE UP MAGGIE I THINK I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU!!"
  4. Then they ask me if I've ever heard that song...
    I guess because I look young?! No idea. I'm 35.
  5. As if they are the only one to sing it to me.
  6. The second scenario is that people tell me that they (or their friend or aunt or someone) had (or have) a dog named Maggie.
    And then they laugh.