REASONS MY SISTER IS COOLER THAN I AM
Inspired by @katya
- •Buys fancy organic soapMy place: softsoap. Her place: the most amazing fucking soap you'll ever use.
- •Does yoga regularlyAnd her body rocks! And no kids! Gets good sleep! Drinks lots of water! Eats healthy!
- •Listens to underground musicAnd pop music and every kind of music that's so cool. She knows about bands and singers and I'm just blasting T-Swift over here. Gah, I'm so immature.
- •FashionShe looks amazing all the time and I look like I'm playing dress-up.
- •Good handwritingOmg you have no idea. I'd kill to write like her. (Calm down, just an expression..)
- •Knows how to apply makeupOnce again, her = amazing, and me = the time I got into my cousins make up kit when I was 5 and put eyeshadow and lipstick all over my whole face.
- •Good credit scoreFuck my Old Navy credit card that I had at age 20 that I maxed out on some ugly clothes that I hated and then never paid off.
- •Likes yardworkYou guys I'm not even making this up. What the fuck.
- •Has a degreeAnd uses it! Appropriately!