STUFF I REGRET

  1. The last one
    One more slice of pizza, one more episode, one more beer... It's always too much and I always regret it.
  2. Letting my husband choose paint colors
    In the last 6 years, I've gone from the more ambiguous "I think our furniture accents it pretty well.." to the more blunt "I'd really like to repaint soon."
  3. Procrastinating
    I used to be the kind of person who could procrastinate in a really productive way, like I'd put stuff off and then work really hard and get stuff done. Now I just put stuff off and then become overwhelmed so I don't do anything.
  4. Not going to college
    Because now I'm a 34 yr old college student and I fucking hate it.
  5. 90% of the DVDs I own
    Not because they're bad movies, but because I get physically repulsed thinking about how much money I spent on movies. Plus- who has the storage space for a bunch of DVDs?
  6. Wearing lip liner in high school
    It was the 90's okay?! Ugh, yuck.