TASKS I WOULD ASSIGN TO MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT (IF I HAD ONE)

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. Feed my kids breakfast
    Mornings are the worst anyways, but mornings that start at 6:40am with two energetic toddler boys are the WORST.
  2. Money management
    Pay bills, etc..
  3. Coffee!!
    As in, get it or make it or just make sure it's readily accessible to me when I need it.
  4. Grocery shop
    Get me all the good stuff I need to make meals.
  5. Take my math tests
    I'd have to hire someone who looks just like me so she could get into the testing center with my ID. But I would be grateful for life.