A long overdue request fulfilled....
  1. I've done a lot of crazy shit as a mom.
  2. I've manually expressed breast milk into paper cups.
  3. I've left the house with no shoes on.
  4. Due to lack of sleep I've spread peanut butter on both sides of a piece of bread, resulting in a triple sandwich situation...
    I do not recommend.
  5. But by far the craziest thing I've ever done as a mom is give away my last chicken nugget.