THINGS I'M GOING TO DO ON MY CRUISE

Aka my first childless vacation in just about 10 years
  1. Read, for pleasure, whatever the fuck I want
    One thing I didn't expect about college is the fact that I had to stop pleasure reading. Another reason why you're supposed to "college" when you're young and don't give a shit about the best sellers list.
  2. Drink, whatever I want.
    Beer at 10 am? Okay. Probably followed up with lemon water because, let's face it, it's pretty damn refreshing.
  3. Sleep
    For a whole fucking week.
  4. Maybe some bingo?
  5. Free ice cream!
    Also the fruits and veggie selections on cruises are pretty decent. I didn't expect that the first time around. Why not eat fruits and veggies when you don't have to prep them?
  6. Make lists to post when I'm back in service range.
    Obviously.