THINGS I WILL NEVER BE

Inspired by @AlexandraLouise
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    Politically conservative
    I don't really want to say anymore for fear that someone will be like "nooooo" and then it'll be a thing.
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    Curly haired
    My hair is like , annoyingly wavy and frizzy. I treat it like it's curly, but it's not.
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    Super neat and tidy
    I'm clean, and I clean things in a pretty regular rotation. But on any given day, I have laundry all over (clean, folded and hung, but still), dirty dishes waiting to be cleaned (I only do this once a day mostly), toys on the floor and mail laying out. I'm cluttered.
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    On time
    It's not my fault.
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    Flat stomached
    I have 3 kids, I don't like working out and I've stopped caring. I'm not overweight really, but my tummy won't go back in. I don't blame it.
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    A morning person
    Fuck that. πŸ’€πŸ‘¦πŸΌπŸ‘±πŸ»πŸ‘€πŸ˜© I can't wait till my kids are teenagers and they sleep all day (one down, 2 to go..)
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    Uninterested in candy
    Give me a fucking break. And hand me that candy. 🍫🍬
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    A hater
    I'm so much of a liberal, I actually want conservatives to feel good about their belief systems. Do you, all day.. Living in TX (with a left leaning ideology) has taught me a great deal about acceptance. And humanity. And what it's like to be alienated. All things have made me a better person. (And a better democrat.) What can I say? My heart fucking bleeds.