Authentic Struggles

  1. Remembering the name of an friend's kid
    "How is... this one?" doesn't cut it.
  2. Liquidating receipts.
    Literally willing to pay someone to do this.
  3. Dealing with things over the phone.
    Currently maintaining a year-long email thread with my lousy internet provider's customer support crew.
  4. Staying out late.
    I have a bed, a list of shows to watch, the Internet. Why even!
  5. Work.
    I didn't win the lottery.