How I Live on the Edge

  1. When I bring (a lot of) food from the kitchen to my desk, and I refuse to use a tray.
    Let the (potato) chips fall where they may.
  2. When I see an online article I want to read later, I refuse to save it.
    I'm just going to find that article using Google and the keywords I plan to remember.
  3. When I head out to meet with friends and my iPhone is at 24% battery life.
    I'll just have to hope nobody changes plans and texts me after my battery's run out.