People Who Stole My Ideal Life

  1. Anthony Bourdain
    To have been a kitchen burn out to being a guy who gets to write, travel, eat well for a living. Damn it, @Bourdain
  2. Chris Pratt
    He went from being a chubby, lovable, funny guy to being a hot, lovable funny guy. Unfair.
  3. JJ Abrams
    Dude got to be king of nerds by directing both Star Trek and Star Wars reboots. Asshole.
  4. Tim Duncan
    Gamer, paintball aficionado and 5x NBA champion. Man child has it all.
  5. Andrew McCarthy
    80s heartthrob turned seasoned, critically acclaimed travel writer. C'mon.
  6. Paul Rudd
    Beloved to all.