Revenge Fantasies

Thoughts I've had during a tough day.
  1. Saying no to a horrible client.
    I'll have the guts (and financially stability) to look a terrible client in the eye, and tell them why their opinions are stupid.
  2. Firing a horrible client.
    Unbeknownst to my client, I've bought a majority share in his own company, and in the meeting where he thinks he has an upper hand, I'll cut him off in the middle of his stupid monologue, stand up and yell, "Plot twist! You're fired."
  3. Making a Starbucks barista capitulate.
    Me: Medium latte please. Barista: Do you mean a grande? Me: *stares into depth of barista's soul* Barista: Medium latte. Got it, I'm so, so sorry.