Things I Unconsciously Collect

  1. Attachments.
    Downloaded to my desktop.
  2. Ketchup sachets
    Thanks, Shakey's, for sending ketchup instead of hot sauce.
  3. Chopsticks
    North Park, nobody uses chopsticks eating your food. Save trees, do not send with delivery.
  4. Plastic food containers.
    I have a kitchen shelf full of these things and, one day, they will be needed.
  5. Plastics utensils
    From take out food. I really should eat better.
  6. Casual friendships
    Kidding. Sorta. I get along with most people.