1. Email.
    For all seasons and reasons. Forever.
  2. iMessage
    It's comforting to know that I am in touch with someone who can see the same emojis I do.
  3. SMS
    Feels somewhat more reliable in the data-challenged country that I live in.
  4. Whatsapp
    Fine. I'll use a messaging app.
  5. Viber
    No freaking clue why people prefer Viber.
  6. Facebook Messenger
    Do not contact me via Facebook.
  7. Calling
    Calling to speak to an actual person is only acceptable to relay good news, to communicate in life or death situations, to avert anxiety attacks, to order for pizza.
  8. Snail mail.
    These are just bills!