5 MOVIES ON MY NETFLIX QUEUE I'LL PROBABLY NEVER WATCH

Look, it's time to face up to it.
  1. The Hours
    As in 2 of them, spent on another movie with Nicole Kidman.
  2. Annie Hall
    Contemplate. Think about Mia Farrow. Read her tweets instead.
  3. The Act of Killing
    A delightful romp, I'm sure.
  4. Reservoir Dogs
    Just gonna watch Jackie Brown again...
  5. I Don't Know How She Does It
    What is this, a plane?