THE 6 STAGES OF WATCHING LAST NIGHT'S JAYS GAME AT A TORONTO BAR

That. Was. Intense. And I don't even go here.
  1. 1.
    Indifference
    Look. I'm not from Toronto. I'm an Orioles fan. Other than Bautista, I couldn't name a single Jay. Although I like their logo.
  2. 2.
    Excitement
    One beer in, it's like "oh hey playoff baseball is happening and wouldn't it be cool if they win the series while I'm in Toronto"
  3. 3.
    Irritation
    That home run that might have been fan interference that was probably fan interference look it was fan interference
  4. 4.
    Paranoia
    If the Jays lose this game by one run, am I going to be run out of Canada? If anyone asks, I'm from Newfoundland.
  5. 5.
    Anticipation
    Hey, it's happening! Everything's coming up Blue Jays! What a game, this is — wait hold on why is the tarp on the field
  6. 6.
    Disappointment.
    Another round of Moosehead for the table please.