allow me to listroduce myself :3c

hi i like to shitpost and write garbage
  1. unexplained purple smudge on the mirror
  2. chipped toenail polish
  3. egg
  4. a used gum wrapper that has been in a specific spot on a public bathroom floor for six years because no one bothered to pick it up
  5. dat boi
    o shit whaddup
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  7. am i doing this right