Times People Say Your Name to Your Face

  1. When they're mad at you
  2. When they're trying to get your attention
  3. When they're having sex with you
  4. When they're demonstrating that they remember your name
  5. When they'resentencing you in court
  6. When they're calling your name for an award
  7. When they're telling a story about you in front of you
  8. When they're telling you your order is ready
  9. When they're proposing to you
  10. When they're taking attendance