MOST LIKELY TO...

UPS edition.
  1. shatter iPhone 6 screen in a Fraternity basement
  2. get their fake taken away at Safeway
  3. be drunk at a Fireside Dinner
    President's house is the new Masa. Ron Casa.
  4. text security for a Memos run
  5. shout "Martino's!"
  6. crop dust in front of a tour group