REASONS WHY I AM ON TINDER (AGAIN)

  1. Collegiate swim meet within my 20 mile radius.
    Swim bods. Swipe right.
  2. Feeling down and need a good laugh.
    Pic of dude in between two rocks. Looks like a vagina. Swipe right.
  3. Feeling insecure.
    "Your hot." Swipe right.
  4. Might try smoking again?
    "420 friendly." Swipe right.
  5. Drunk.
    Swipe right.
  6. Hour three of library second floor cubicle.
    Cute dog. Swipe right.