Trying on Contacts for the First Time I...
- •Can wear sunglassesI've been doing ridiculous amounts of damage all these years
- •Keep poking myself in the noseAdjusting something that isn't there doesn't look cool
- •Shank every golf ballHand eye coordination is off by just enough to ruin everything
- •Realize how dirty my shower isAnd how dirtiness is relative
- •Become completely unrecognizable"lol you look way more Asian"
- •See what getting a haircut actually looks likeSadly losing the element of surprise