8 THINGS THAT GO THRU YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU UNEXPECTEDLY AWAKE IN THE BACK OF A MOVING TRACTOR TRAILER
- •Is there any way I can tell where I am, or what direction I am traveling in? No. No there is not.
- •I shouldn't have spit on that trucker.
- •I'm not the type of person who finds his way out of situations like this.
- •You know what's kind of cool? Even though I'm hurtling through space, if I tossed this tennis ball up it would basically land right back in my hand. Because of, like, constant velocity or something.
- •I mean, either way this is a pretty life-changing experience.
- •I can't believe my high school yearbook predicted this.
- •If only I hadn't listened to my mother.
- •I wonder if I've ever driven past a tractor trailer with someone trapped inside. Hmm. It's impossible to know. Maybe this is a thing.