SHIT WHITE PEOPLE SAY

  1. We declare these truths to be self evident
  2. Call me Ishmael
  3. Live like you're dying
  4. I'm Stone Phillips, and this has been Dateline
  5. What a wonderful surprise!
  6. Mike, you need to stop crying
  7. You're starting to disturb the inmates
  8. There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.
  9. Again, sir, that is the ladies room
  10. Fine, then, I'm calling security
  11. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise