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Effective immediately upon January 1, 2017. All United States (paper) currency will be replaced with fresh, new faces. And the candidates are...
- •1 Dollar BillCharlie Sheen. Could there be a better option for the new face of the 1 dollar bill? "Could I get that in all ones, please?"
- •5 Dollar BillChef Boyardee. It almost seems too good to be true; to be able to buy 2 cans of Beefaroni with a 2017-issued Chef Boyardee $5 bill. What a world.
- •10 Dollar BillMarlon Brando. Who better to replace founding father, Alexander Hamilton, than the godfather?
Let me set the stage... You open Facebook. You take 2 scrolls down. This is what you see:
- •12 Reasons You and Your Bestie are ACTUALLY Tina Fey and Amy Poehler#5 is sooooo us!!
- •Top 5 Foods that KILL TestosteroneYou've been eating THIS all along!? No wonder why you can't get BIG!
- •22 Feelings of Finals Week: As told by the cast of FRIENDSLet me guess...this was SO you in the library last night?
An exhaustive list of all things that are next to godliness:
Shit that makes you say..."dude, you know what would be a great idea..."