Things I'm Surprisingly Good at That Will Probably Never Help Me in Life

  1. Making lists
  2. Finding shark's teeth on the beach
  3. Growing a mustache
  4. Running long distances
    Semi-fast, I might add
  5. Hand-washing dishes in a hurry
  6. Bronzing
  7. Lifting weights
  8. Intramural sports
    All of them except softball
  9. Waving at complete strangers
  10. Keeping calm when everyone else is panicking