Things That Are the Best About Being a Kid

Specifically the ages of 2 through 6. πŸ‘ΆπŸ»
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    Having all meals prepared for you
    Even if it's something you will never grow to love. *coughBROCCOLIcough*
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    No bills
    You are your parents' constant bill.
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    Absolutely zero responsibility
    For any other living thing, or even yourself. Your sole "tasks" are to happily exist and to grow up healthy.
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    Your brain is basically a blank canvas
    So many skills and facts and memories that haven't yet been learned or formed. This is an exciting time!
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    The emotions in your head are as charming and fascinating as Riley's in "Inside Out"
    This is a proven scientific fact.
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    When you're tired, you can fall asleep literally whenever you want
    Catching some 😴's...easy as 1⃣2⃣3⃣
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    Every birthday is super important and special
    Compare that to every birthday after your 21st.
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    The main stressors in your life usually revolve around whether or not you've had a snack recently
    While this is still a problem for me, it is definitely not the only stressor in my life.
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    You can throw a temper tantrum for anything you don't particularly enjoy
    But now...the subway is inexplicably running express? Your coworker is being a dick? You have giant ass zit on your nose? Suck it up.
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    You are basically a human puppy
    And who doesn't like puppies? Therefore most people will tend to smile at you and generally be nicer/more respectful