TOP 5 WAYS TO TELL YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER THEY HAVE VENEREAL DISEASE
- •A Friendly Cardsomething that says "Hey, you've got crabs!" in a fun and simple way. maybe even throw in a Barnes & Noble gift card to top it off!
- •Interpretive DanceLet's face it; nobody can resist somebody acting out the motion patterns of the Hep-C strain to some good ol' classical music!
- •A 2003 Microsoft Power PointYour significant other sure will get a kick outta this one! It'll be like the good ol' days of taking notes in school, except a lot more itchy from all the Herpes and what not
- •Abandon ThemIt worked for my ex! it'll work for you!
- •Morse Code-.--/---/..-//--./---/-//-./../-../...//