OBSCURE METS I USED TO LOVE AS A KID AND WHY

  1. 1.
    Duffy Dyer (invented wearing a batting helmet under the catcher's mask)
  2. 2.
    Bruce Boisclair (just liked his name)
  3. 3.
    Richie Hebner (was a gravedigger in the off season)
  4. 4.
    George "The Stork" Theodore (nerdier than me)
  5. 5.
    Willie Montanez (first of the super show offs)
  6. 6.
    Lenny Randle (once blew a bunt into foul territory with his breath)
  7. 7.
    Chico Escuela (Late night TV star)
  8. 8.
    Jim McAndrew (always looked like a painting of a sad clown)
  9. 9.
    Ed Glynn (former Shea Stadium hot dog vendor -- had an always raspy voice)
  10. 10.
    Tom Paciorek (had a terrible 80s bowl head haircut)