Shortcomings of the Fox Valley Parks Department
- •Fox RiverDead Bluegill
- •Phillips Park Summer Tennis CampAffordable, yes. Great lunches, great moral fiber, great quality tennis. Short on access to tennis balls and clean drinking water.
- •East Aurora High School Tennis CourtsGraffiti, cracks, fences for nets, proximity to abandoned house
- •Mastodon Lake60% water, 5% mastodon bones, 10% hepatitis A, 25% Phillips Park Tennis Camp Lunch plums
- •Phillips Park ZooMisplaced their otter in 2001