Shortcomings of the Fox Valley Parks Department

  1. Fox River
    Dead Bluegill
  2. Phillips Park Summer Tennis Camp
    Affordable, yes. Great lunches, great moral fiber, great quality tennis. Short on access to tennis balls and clean drinking water.
  3. East Aurora High School Tennis Courts
    Graffiti, cracks, fences for nets, proximity to abandoned house
  4. Mastodon Lake
    60% water, 5% mastodon bones, 10% hepatitis A, 25% Phillips Park Tennis Camp Lunch plums
  5. Phillips Park Zoo
    Misplaced their otter in 2001