Things I Wish I Could Temporarily Pay Rent with Instead of USD

Or, Things I Wish Potential Landlords Needed As Much As USD
  1. Hugs
  2. Old T-Shirts
  3. Half of My Panini
  4. Emotional Support
  5. Jordanian Dinar, Israeli Shekel, Bolivianos, Ecuadorian versions of US coins
  6. 1-on-1's
  7. Homemade Banana Bread
  8. Mutual Laughter
  9. IOUs
    Written on sweet Omaha-imported ephemera
  10. Parody Songs
    e.g. any song from the hit musical Rent
  11. Amorphous "Points"
  12. Computer Assistance
  13. Social Media Assistance
  14. Spiritual Direction
  15. SubarUber Rides
    Airport, hardware store, you name it
  16. @shoutouts
    Thanks for the new radiator, @landlord!
  17. Babysitting
  18. Real Estate Company Logo
    Redesign, color palette suggestions, critique, rehaul
  19. Any combination of aforementioned items