BASIC BROS OF THE 1990S

  1. Erik Menendez
  2. Oasis fans
    Though not Oasis themselves
  3. Crystal Pepsi drinkers
  4. Stephen Dorff
    His basicness is not necessarily limited to the 90s and may span multiple decades
  5. OJ Simpsons
  6. Anyone at Woodstock 99
  7. Anyone who talked about Y2k
    Talking about Y2K at Woodstock 99 being an unforgivable offense
  8. Lyle Menendez
  9. Ace Ventura
  10. Patrick Ewing
  11. Dudes with jansport backpacks full of slap bracelets
  12. CompuServe subscribers
  13. Windows 95 proseletyzers