With apologies to @Nicholas as I now understand how to add suggestions. Let's get to the rhyming... I will start
  1. Woke up all late, feeling bleary-eyed
  2. Pretty sure I drank a 40 of formaldehyde
    Suggested by @mallofamanda
  3. Went downstairs grabbed my coat and the cellie
    Suggested by @schwartztastic
  4. Time to get a bacon, egg and cheese in my belly
  5. Driving to brunch looking fly in my Prius
    Suggested by @mallofamanda
  6. Pick up my girl, sporting shades, so the paparazzi don't see us
  7. Brunch was bomb, but I left my wallet in the house
    Suggested by @olive
  8. Luckily out the corner of my eye, I spot my old friend, Rhonda Rouse...y
  9. She drops big hits like Taylor swift
    Suggested by @gilbaron
  10. What if Soderbergh cast her in a Haywire sequel?
    Suggested by @tothemaxxx
  11. Then Sodes better bring back Fass and C-Tate if he wants it to be the first ones equal
  12. Sh!t man, makes me think we should kickstart a Limey prequel