HOW TO SPELL THE WORD HUGE, DONALD TRUMP STYLE

  1. Yuuuuuuge
    In reference to ratings for the apprentice: season 6
  2. Huge (with an umlaut over the u)
    When referencing Trump Hotel & Casino Dusseldorf
  3. Eug!
  4. When he's admonishing the guy who handles his waterfront properties in Boca, Eugene O'Dell
  5. Huugeeee
    When used to describe a loser or someone deemed to be pathetic The e's become silent after the 2nd one, also known as Trump's Second Law of grammar (OED approval pending)
  6. Huge
    Used when describing his own vocabulary, let it never be said that DT a) isn't self-aware b) doesn't have a sense of humor