I AM NOT EAVESDROPPING, BUT...
- •Your cheat meal sounds like it was dopeDominoes pizza
- •That hot new guy you met on tindr and spent the weekend with in prospect heights can do hand stands?I feel like I just witnessed his fitness based on your description of his manly 36-year old body
- •You're not saying anything but you're exuding a terrifying level of impatienceAnd dang, you just skipped me on line
- •People are calling coachella 'chella now?Unless you're talking about something else entirely... Loud in here