I AM NOT EAVESDROPPING, BUT...

  1. Your cheat meal sounds like it was dope
    Dominoes pizza
  2. That hot new guy you met on tindr and spent the weekend with in prospect heights can do hand stands?
    I feel like I just witnessed his fitness based on your description of his manly 36-year old body
  3. You're not saying anything but you're exuding a terrifying level of impatience
    And dang, you just skipped me on line
  4. People are calling coachella 'chella now?
    Unless you're talking about something else entirely... Loud in here