TRUE DETECTIVE SEASON 2 FINALE - A WISHLIST

  1. At least 45 minutes of aerial highway tracking shots
  2. More talk about fathers and the sins thereof
  3. The revelation that Ray Velcoro is in fact a descendant of George de Mestal
    And therefore heir to the Velcro fortune.
  4. A scene of Mrs. Frank Semyon highballing codeine mixed with ambien
  5. That hot singer songwriter from the dive bar in the early episodes gets a huge record deal, goes into the studio with Steve Albini
  6. Frank Semyon self-publishes "Semy-otics: How to talk all gangster-like"
  7. Nic Pizzolato buys a sweet new leather jacket
  8. A scene of Stan and Paul Woodrugh in heaven, looking down and not understanding what's happening