Seems like the older you get, the earlier it starts creeping in. Let's make a list to beat it back!!
  1. This expanse of free time is suddenly passing quickly and you're not using it
  2. Go on the internet
    And vow not to go on it, then you break and renew that vow all weekend
  3. You realize on Saturday morning that Monday morning is only as far away as last Thursday morning
  4. Get some exercise!
    Who am I? Serena Williams?