Requested by Liz

OBSERVATIONS A DEATH INVESTIGATOR MAKES ABOUT LIVING PEOPLE

As requested by @Liz
  1. I can usually tell if you have chronic high cholesterol by looking at your eyes.
  2. The contents of your fridge say a lot about your lifestyle. (Mine says "just transferred from the halfway house to an apartment and the govt cheese hasn't been delivered yet")
  3. I can be reasonably sure about poor circulation if I can get a good look at your earlobes and nose.
  4. If you have more than one vacuum in the house and the carpets are still dirty you will probably die soon...I'm so sorry.
  5. Engineers, especially electrical engineers, tend to be extremely organized and evidently are quite suicidal.