AFI'S TOP 10 FILM QUOTES FROM MOVIES I MADE UP

the 10 most famous lines from movies that don't exist, according to the American Film Institute
  1. 1.
    "That doesn't belong to you, little one." - Mrs. Churchapple, "Heaven Shades"
  2. 2.
    "The only thing I ever stole was your heart." - Ray D'Amico, "Tortilla Boulevard"
  3. 3.
    "Oooh... That smell won't do!" - Cpl. Henderson, "Sub-Human"
  4. 4.
    "Well, we've got three options: eat, fuck, or fight... and I ain't hungry." - Stigwood, "The Desert Sun"
  5. 5.
    "BART!!!!!" - Alan, "What's Up With Bart?!"
  6. 6.
    "What's a Monday girl like you doin' in a Thursday kinda juke joint?" - Thaddeus Finn, "Esmerelda"
  7. 7.
    "you're sick! I'm sick! we're all NUTSO!!!!!" - Amy Tifts, "The Unfastened Coin"
  8. 8.
    "Ain't no more mushrooms for the picking." - Rachover, "Fallow Field"
  9. 9.
    "Daddy said baddie's dead." - Mr. Fipp, "The Landau Chronicles"
  10. 10.
    "DRIVE YOUR OWN GODDAMN BOAT!!!" - Fred Guzzy, "National Lampoon's Boat Race"