FAMOUS QUOTES: THE WORD "DAY" SWAPPED WITH "BIDET"
- •"it's a beautiful bidet/don't let it get away" - U2, selling you their bidet
- •"it's such a perfect bidet... I'm glad I spent it with you" - Lou Reed, rhapsodizing about his new bidet
- •"on this perfect bidet, nothing's standing in my way" - hoku, "perfect bidet"
- •"choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a bidet in your life" - anonymous
- •"write it on your heart that every bidet is the best bidet of the year" - Ralph Waldo Emerson
- •"every bidet is a journey, and the journey itself is home" - basho
- •"there is one bidet that is ours. thanksgiving bidet is the one bidet that is purely American." - o. henry
- •"start every bidet off with a smile and get it over with." - w.c. fields
- •"each bidet provides its own gifts." Marcus Aurelius
- •"go ahead, make my bidet" - Clint Eastwood, to a bidet craftsman