pretty self-explanatory
  1. "it's a beautiful bidet/don't let it get away" - U2, selling you their bidet
  2. "it's such a perfect bidet... I'm glad I spent it with you" - Lou Reed, rhapsodizing about his new bidet
  3. "on this perfect bidet, nothing's standing in my way" - hoku, "perfect bidet"
  4. "choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a bidet in your life" - anonymous
  5. "write it on your heart that every bidet is the best bidet of the year" - Ralph Waldo Emerson
  6. "every bidet is a journey, and the journey itself is home" - basho
  7. "there is one bidet that is ours. thanksgiving bidet is the one bidet that is purely American." - o. henry
  8. "start every bidet off with a smile and get it over with." - w.c. fields
  9. "each bidet provides its own gifts." Marcus Aurelius
  10. "go ahead, make my bidet" - Clint Eastwood, to a bidet craftsman